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Mr Cadbury

Postby Albi » Fri Jul 24, 2015 10:02 am

Mr Cadbury met Mss Rowntree on a Double Decker, it was After Eight. he asked her name "Polo" Im the one with the hole she said in a Wispa, Im "Marathon the one with the nuts" he replied. He touched her Creme Eggs and slipped his hand into her Snickers. He fondled her Flap Jacks and she rubbed his Tic Tacs it was a Fab moment as she screamed with Turkish Delight but 3 days later his Sherbert dib dab started to itch. turns out Mss Rowntree had been with Bertie Basset and he's got bloody allsorts.
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Re: Mr Cadbury

Postby TekkieAnne » Sat Jul 25, 2015 12:20 am

:lol: :lol:

Hello Albi, nice to hear from you. :thumbup:
Anne xx

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Re: Mr Cadbury

Postby Fogey » Mon Jul 27, 2015 9:32 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :clap: :clap:

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