A job in Aberdeen

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A job in Aberdeen

Postby brian-uk2 » Sun Mar 22, 2015 9:40 am

A man went to Harley Street in London, having seen an advert for a gynaecologist’s assistant.

Knowing that nowadays, job advertisers are not allowed to discriminate against the applicants gender, he was very interested so he went in and asked the secretary for details.

She retrieved the file and read to him

“This job entails preparing ladies for the gynaecologist. You will be responsible for helping them out of their underwear, laying them down and carefully washing their private areas, applying shaving foam to the necessary parts and removing all unwanted debris ready for the gynaecologists examination.

Then she told him, the annual salary is £75000 and if you are interested, you will have to go to Aberdeen..”

My goodness, said the man, is that where the job is?

No she replied, that is where the end of the queue is.
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Re: A job in Aberdeen

Postby Pipeman » Sun Mar 22, 2015 8:27 pm

:lol:
A bit like Victor Meldrew.
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Re: A job in Aberdeen

Postby TekkieAnne » Mon Mar 23, 2015 12:48 am

:lol: :lol:
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