Doing what's right

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Doing what's right

Postby brian-uk2 » Sun Mar 22, 2015 9:29 am

Whilst strolling round the Harbour this morning about 11 am., I noticed a terrorist slip from the quayside and fall into the water.

He was struggling to stay afloat because of all the explosives he was carrying. If he didn't get help he'd surely drown.

Being a responsible citizen, and abiding by the law of the land that requires you to help those in distress, I informed the Police, the Coastguard, the Immigration Office and even the Fire Dept.

It is now 4 p.m., he has drowned, and none of the authorities have yet responded.


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Re: Doing what's right

Postby Pipeman » Sun Mar 22, 2015 8:25 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:
A bit like Victor Meldrew.
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Re: Doing what's right

Postby TekkieAnne » Mon Mar 23, 2015 12:50 am

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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