Damn fine explanation !

This is the place for word games & jokes

Damn fine explanation !

Postby brian-uk2 » Sun Mar 22, 2015 9:24 am

The wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman.
And she was upset
'You are a disrespectful pig!' she cried.
How dare you do this to me -- a faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm leaving you. I want a divorce right away!'

And the husband replied, 'Hang on just a minute love, so at least I can tell you what happened.'

'Go ahead,' she sobbed,' but they'll be the last words you'll say to me!'

And the husband began --
'Well, I was getting into the car to drive home, and this young lady here asked me for a lift.
She looked so down and out and defenceless that I took pity on her and let her into the car.

I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty.
She told me that she hadn't eaten for three days.

So, in my compassion, I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas I made for you last night, the ones you wouldn't eat
because you're afraid you'll put on weight
The poor thing devoured them in moments.

Since she needed a good clean-up, I suggested a shower, and while she was doing that, I noticed her clothes were dirty and
full of holes, so I threw them away.
Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her the designer jeans that you have had for a few years, but don't wear because you say
they are too tight

I also gave her the underwear that was your anniversary present, which you don't wear because I don't have good taste.
I found the sexy blouse my sister gave you for Christmas that you don't wear just to annoy her, and I also donated those boots you bought at the expensive boutique and don't wear because someone at work has a pair the same.'

The husband took a quick breath and continued - 'She was so grateful for my understanding and help that as I walked her to the door, she turned to me with tears in her eyes and said,

'Please ..... Do you have anything else that your wife doesn't use?
One heart,look after it
User avatar
brian-uk2
 
Posts: 447
Joined: Wed May 22, 2013 8:13 pm
Location: Melksham Wiltshire

Re: Damn fine explanation !

Postby Pipeman » Sun Mar 22, 2015 8:23 pm

:lol: :lol:
A bit like Victor Meldrew.
User avatar
Pipeman
 
Posts: 15177
Joined: Sat Aug 28, 2010 9:25 am
Location: Wakefield

Re: Damn fine explanation !

Postby TekkieAnne » Mon Mar 23, 2015 12:52 am

:lol: :lol:
Anne xx

'I think there is a world market for maybe five computers.' - Thomas Watson, chairman of IBM, 1943

http://www.tecks.co.uk
User avatar
TekkieAnne
 
Posts: 17386
Joined: Sat Aug 28, 2010 7:54 am
Location: Shropshire, formerly Somerset


Return to Fun & Games

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 2 guests

cron